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Once while working the overnight shift at a hotel in Corpus Christi, a woman in pink pajamas came into the lobby.  Her pajamas were wet from the knee area down.  She looked a bit befuddled and very quietly asked if we could help her get back into her room.    I asked her all the information to ensure it was her room, then gave her another key.   She returned and said it didn’t work.

After this happened a couple more times, I went up with her to her door with a manager key.   The door flashed in a manner that let me know the deadbolt had been used.  I was able to override it, but then I saw the inside latch had been flipped.  How on earth did she flip the latch and leave her room?!

Once more I verified all the information and then went up with a tool we have that lets us undo the latch.   However, it would not work on this variety of door.  Normally the maintenance crew would use bolt cutters.  I did not have bolt cutters handy.   But her balcony door was open.

I went back to the lobby and asked my coworker if the room next to hers was empty.  It was.  Great!  So I got a key for it and headed back.

During this time our hotel had night security.  During the first few hours of my shift it was done by off-duty police officers who were still in uniform.   This particular night one of the police Lieutenants was on security detail.  He had been watching all this happening with a bit of amusement.  When I left with a key for the room next door, he followed along.  He didn’t know what I was up to, but he was certain he wanted to see it.

He was standing on the ground below, watching as I came out to the balcony of the room next to the lady’s.   I went over the balcony railing and stood on the teeny ledge between the railing and thin air.  I had a death grip on that railing, by the way.

As I was swinging myself around the wall between balconies, he shook his head, convinced I was going to fall.

“You are insane!  You’re going to hurt yourself.”

“Would that insanity thing stand up in court?”

“Probably.  Especially if I tell them about this.”

“Cool.  I might need that one day.”

I didn’t fall.  I went back over the railing of the woman’s room, into her room (everything she had strewn about was just as pink as her pajamas), and let her inside.

I found out the next morning from her sister that the poor dear has a very bad problem with sleep walking.  She somehow slid down to the ground from her balcony and woke up while she was up to her knees in the ocean.

 

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